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November 21, 2007: Perturbed about the SRK-BCCI spat of words. Ruhi thinks that both the parties need to grow up! BCCI needs to concentrate on cricket instead of the spectators and SRK needs to quit issuing silly statements like “I will not go to watch any more cricket and will tell my kids not to reveal who their father is”!
November 22, 2007: Ruhi is upset that her hometown, Kolkata, is getting ruined because of the Nandigram riots and the 20,000 bandhs that all the politicians (esp. Mamta Banerjee) declare.
Boo, I’m a total pro-SRK person. Everything he says is fine!
But yeah, BCCI does need to grow up big time. They should stop doing silly things such as not allowing black clothes and Shah Rukh Khan’s inside the stadium. Shah Rukh would bring Deepika along and then India would win the match. Basically, it’s the Dhoni and Deepika fling, they can’t even understand their captain! And now they’ve stopped selectors from writing in newspapers. It’s silly. They should get rid of all those assclown politicians in the BCCI. Btw, I really love this concept you’ve started!
@ish:
Oh gawd. I didn’t know that you’re that blinded by SRK. No point discussing this thing with you then
I didn’t know that Dhoni and Deepika are having a fling. I thought that Deepika and Ranbir were an item in the past?
I started this concept because there are just so many small tidbits that I want to blog about, but never get down to it. So, I’ll usually post them in that tab. I should probably archive them on this page too…after I remove them from the widget. But thank you for noticing it.
I don’t know if anyone else did.
I heard from somewhere that Deepika and Dhoni are having a fling and I laughed my head off big time that day. They’re really gonna be a nice example of the beauty and the beast. Don’t tell me you find Dhoni hot too?
Deepika and Ranbir were a thing in the past yes, my companion Stardust tells me that. It also says that Ranbir and Sonam were a thing in the past and Sonam hates Deepika for having taken Ranbir away. And I thought our relationships were complicated
And about Kolkata, what has happened is indeed sad. And also the Nandigram issue, I wonder how the CPI(M) let things get so bad in there. I saw Derek O’ Brien close to tears in an interview the other day, he was really concerned about the way things were going on. And what do the politicians do to solve the problem? They deport Tasleema Nasreen to some other state. Wow, that was so darned clever.
And now blasts in Uttar Pradesh. I wonder what our country is coming to. In the name of democracy, everyone is having their own way with things. It’s more like gunda-raj these days.
@Ish,
No, I don’t find him hot. Heh. Waise I don’t find anyone in Bolly/Indian cricket team hot. Had a crush on Ranbir for a couple of weeks. That’s also over.
//It also says that Ranbir and Sonam were a thing in the past and Sonam hates Deepika for having taken Ranbir away. And I thought our relationships were complicated
Hmmm…now I know the reason of the cat fight betn. the two. They dislike each other openly. Heh. Waise, Ranbir will look better with pyaari Deepika. Wat say?
About the Calcutta bit- There have been so many bandhs and curfews that it’s not even funny anymore. Soon it will surpass J&K in the level of disturbance. Deporting Tasleema Nasreen won’t solve anything. Poor lady had to run from AP too, where lots of people had stormed into a press conference and thrown all kinds of bottles etc. at her.
Yeah, Ranbir and Deepika would look great together, they’ve both got the charm and the personality. I don’t like Sonam a lot anyway, she’s like super giggly. And Dhoni with Deepika is just well..I’d say Deepika should rather commit suicide.
“Ish is doing review for free these days and I think he’s cute, what do you think? Discuss!”
That’s your next heading for this section
@ish, Yes…after you do one for me
Come on, I’ve been visiting your blog since eternity. You gotta give me SOME preference.
@Ish: I never thought you never revealed her name before on blogosphere.
SO I was the only one to know the name? So wats that update with D?
@Ruhi: So you discovered Ashish’s RSS icons. I had liked this blue one you have put in the sidebard, when Ashish had put it on his blog.
I will change my rss icon sometime soon. 
@Poonam, Oh he did? Well I came across his blog very recently and I wa going through his archives and happened to stumble upon that post
I like the icon that you have used too!
But I don’t know why…a weird looking box kind of outline’s visibly outside the icon.
Can you tell me why..esp. since you use the same theme too?
Thats because you’re linking it. It’s the theme.
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I don’t like that box. Looks weird. But I really love the icon…So, I’ll keep it. Thanks for your help!
GEEK WRESTLER on PHONE
Ruhi: Ohh
@Ruhi: The box is the only problem I found with this theme. It does that when you link things as Ash said. Wait, why isn’t the box showing now? This is weird I tell you. And I’ll do your review before Dinsan then, I don’t think he’ll mind.
And both Poonam and Ruhi, you guys gotta thank me for giving you Ash. If I weren’t there you wouldn’t have found him and now he’s getting all the chicks and I’m sitting in here without any. Boo!
@Poonam: Nothing new with D. You and Sha were the only ones knowing her name before it came out here. I tried taking a picture of her yesterday and though I did manage one, the tube light destroyed it. Actually I was pretending to take a photograph of my friend and she was right behind the friend. Would’ve tried it again but it might get obvious. I still don’t know what to say to her though. Maybe will have a discussion with her over why IIT forms are cheaper for girls lol.
@ish:
that box looks horrible
I wish I could remove it somehow.
//And I’ll do your review before Dinsan then, I don’t think he’ll mind.
Naahhiii (Hindi movie style). I’ll wait for my turn
//you guys gotta thank me for giving you Ash. If I weren’t there you wouldn’t have found him and now he’s getting all the chicks and I’m sitting in here without any. Boo!
What do you mean by ‘giving Ash’. Ash kya baby hai?
Your blogroll is filled with girls. Be happy! I think dinsan and ash are the only guys who visit your blog.
Oh, and talking to her about the IIT form is a good idea, me thinks. Talk to your friends about it and then include her casually in the discussion
Chotu, I used to be the subject of all these stupid tricks in my tuitions too! Haha. Quite hilarious. How I miss those tuition days!!
ish: You can’t “GIVE” me. You’ll die of lifting me.
he’s getting all the chicks and I’m sitting in here without any. Boo!
What about talking to SheWhoMustNotBeNamedXXX?
In fact you actually have a point. There are more girls in my blogroll than guys. Barring Dabido, Mike, Matt, Man of Roma and you, there’s nobody else. lol. [Ok, more guys are coming to mind, so this might not be a fact... ]
@ruhi: I noticed that box, its not any great, yet somehow am least bothered by it!
@ish: you are reviewing new web sites. Do you still want me to add my any inputs?
As for D, it is not a bad idea to start about IIT forms, ask her if she has got it?
And as for Ashish, you didn’t give him to me. He gave himself.
I never knew he existed until he commented in my blog. And then I got hooked….But you have nothing to fret, there is no one else to whom I play an agony aunt/love guru! Seems like I am not doing a good job of it! 
Ish, you will be responsible for my first failure in life
@Ash: OK, I didn’t give you, alright? You happened just like Shit Happens
Don’t mind dude, you know I’m only kidding (in hindi you know main sirf bachche bana raha hoon). And as far as getting SheWhoMustNotBeNamed is concerned, I’m not getting her am I? Though I’m starting to panic big time now, I’ll need to do something fast. And Ruhi was telling me that my blogroll is filled with girls, not you. 
@Ruhi: I don’t see that box in there anymore. I don’t know why though. Oi, and don’t call me chotu!
I wonder if she noticed me taking the picture though, I was making myself pretty obvious lol. Who used to try and take your pics though? oooOOooOOO!
@Poonam: Achcha, blackmail! That’s great, now I have another tension on me head. D mile ya na mile, Poonam ko fail nahi hone dena! Fab lol. And you’re doing a good job of being the love guru, it’s just that you have a rather lame shishya. And yes, I will still need your inputs when I do the next review, but it will be after 18th Dec cause I’m having exams till then.
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Oh then do well in exams!
Nah..there is no such thing as lame shishya…there is still time to salvage my reputation. GO fo D, ask her help to cheat in exams
Well, that sounds like a desperate idea!
@Poonam: Now that’s some idea I tell you. I’ll say - Hey you, can you give me your phone number so I can call you and ask answers when the exam is going on and she’ll be like - yea sure, I always love to help people.
@ish,
//I wonder if she noticed me taking the picture though, I was making myself pretty obvious lol.
I’m pretty sure she did. Girls are quite receptive, you know?
//Who used to try and take your pics though? oooOOooOOO!
Someone who’s a very good friend now and we’re still in touch with each other and meet up quite often whenever I’m in Calcutta.
Well, if she knows I’m after her, she’d better go out of the way and hit on me because I don’t look like I ever will
Ugh, that’s disgusting! Didn’t anybody even ask the poor girl? And I just hope they don’t end up having the kid because he/she/it’ll be a genetic mess.
Ruhi: Unfortunately, I didn’t hear anything about an abortion…so I guess, she’s going ahead with the pregnancy. It’s pure incest.
imagine a version of the kiddo when ..if its a she..has aish’s beauty but with a constant stubble ….LOL
Ruhi, use this link to know all the smileys you can use in wordpress.
For green smiley that means being jealous, the code is
And did you read your interview? What did ya think of it?
ah, huh here is the link: http://codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies
And code is mrgreen between two colons
@Poonam Sharma:
Thank you!! I’ve been using WP since ages and I don’t know how to use most of the smilies. Shame on me.
@saaki, Heh..Why ash’s beauty?? And why a stubble? You’re so funny.
Just hover next to the labels in the label box and an arrow will appear. Click on it and a color box appears. Here’s a url that’ll help:-
http://googlesystem.blogspot.com/2007/12/gmail-adds-label-colors.html
@Ish, Thanks
I feel so dumb now. That picture illustration made all the difference. The official Google Help page SUCKS
Lol no need to feel dumb, even I understood it only after seeing that picture
As far as the disturbances in Calcutta go, of course it’s absolutely uncalled for.. but then whats happening with the farmers isnt fair either. You CANNOT force people out of their homes … and threaten / rape them if they refuse to leave.. - YOu can’t.. I think it violates the Fundamental Right to EXISTANCE (fi there is such a thing!)
Although, I am not saying that the way to deal with all this is calling Bandhs - I support Mamata Bannerjee’s cause.. but not her means!
@ruhi: Abhishek has that stubble on his face as though he was born with it….:D
] coupled with the all time unshaven ness….
and imagine a progeny of his and aish’s which has features like those of aish …[and that includes the dumb factor....
i think..it’ll be worth anitcipating…..hahahaha…
@ish,
@Amyth, Yes you are totally correct. Mamta Banerjee’s house is actually about 10 mins away from my place. I wish I could go and demolish her already decaying house. I don’t know how people can be so unjust and force poor people out of their homes. The only thing they have is that piece of land…it sickens me to think about it.
@Saaki,:P Finally found a guy who hates Ash. I’m sick of meeting those Ash pujaaris.
Me no like no aishwarya….yucks ….:D
Finally found a guy who hates Ash. I’m sick of meeting those Ash pujaaris.
Puhless use an ‘i’ or I may mistake it for something else.
@Ashish:
Hehe…believe it or not, I WAS thinking about you when I wrote it.
Okay, just joking. I’ll make that imp. distinction from now onwards 
Lol, I totally hate ASH too