Santa Banta
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…Agent: What is your father’s name in english?
Santa: Beautiful red underwear
Agent: R u joking?
Santa: No, my father’s name is Sunder Lal ChaddaNapoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.
Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi…! (So you should have seen and bought the dictionary!)Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu GangubaiAn Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. (Congrats Santa ji, you’ve become a father)
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga! (Don’t tell my wife…I’ll give her a surprise)
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa does not turns up for
4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press
the bell but no one comes out.Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he
hasn’t come back yet!
Santa: Why don’t u cook something elseSanta: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. (Such horrible marks? You deserve two slaps)
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha
hai. (Yes father; let’s go! I even know the house of that stupid teacher!)While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: Are you okay?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did you break anything?
Santa: No, there’s nothing down hereSanta was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: ‘Le Karle Number Note’ (Here…take down the number!)
Err… you alright? a little feverish maybe ? Bored perhaps?
Swen
16 Oct 07 at 1:20 am
Feverish…didn’t get my daily dose of movie tonight
ruhi
16 Oct 07 at 1:38 am
Ah ..that..
So we have to expect drastic consequences like this every time you don’t get to see a movie?
Swen
16 Oct 07 at 1:41 am
You call this drastic? Haha. What exactly would be a disaster then?
ruhi
16 Oct 07 at 2:35 am
Well a chris crocker video set could be close
Swen
16 Oct 07 at 3:05 am
LOL some of them were really good. As I usually say, life would have been so dull of two sardars called Santa and Banta hadn’t landed on the earth.
ish
16 Oct 07 at 6:57 am
*would have been so dull IF*
Never mind that typo earlier, exams can do that to you.
ish
16 Oct 07 at 7:03 am
Santa and Banta were pissed at the Indian Govt. and decided to blow up the Parliament. The two of them are travelling in a car with a bomb between them.
Santa: “What happens if this bomb goes off right now?”
Banta: “Don’t worry, we have spare one in the trunk.”
(I got more from where that came from. hee hee)
bApHoMEt
16 Oct 07 at 9:25 am
@ish, I swear! They are the bestest of bestest Indian comic characters
They totally surprise me by their IQ level. Hehe. 
@bap- Hahaha..Hilarious! I love these two guys so much
I’m sure you got it in an email forward. I got some graphical comic strips too…but I think that Swen might feel that I’ve gone mad if I put those up on my blog. I’m tempted to…though.
ruhi
16 Oct 07 at 11:12 am
@Ruhi: Swenny doesnt know a good joke from a bad one. You go ahead and post more.
bApHoMEt
16 Oct 07 at 3:14 pm
@bap– Haha…that’s some encouragement!
All right, I’ll post some more tonight.
ruhi
16 Oct 07 at 9:21 pm
@Ruhi
Go head post em. I think i will survive..
Swen
17 Oct 07 at 1:32 am
Santa-Banta jokes? No, seriously, Santa-Banta Jokes??
nikhilkumar
18 Oct 07 at 5:13 pm
@nikhilkumar:
ruhi
19 Oct 07 at 12:28 am
whos santa banta sounds kinda gay brah
reece
19 Mar 08 at 6:00 pm